Welcome, kiddies. Join me, the Reviewkeeper, and together we'll revisit yesterfear, going episode by episode through the greatest horror series in the history of terrorvision. The show has it all. Scares, laughs, stars, great directors, gore galore, and a more-than-occasional flash of flesh.
If you're new to the series, I'm planning on going in chronological order from the DVD sets, so feel free to follow along. There are going to be spoilers throughout, so if there's an episode you haven't seen and don't want to ruin for yourself, please give it a momenscary pass.
There might be some changes as we go, but to begin, the format will be:
Credits
Quick Kill: A one line capsule of the episode
Review: A synopsis and my thoughts on the episode.
Best Death: Whether by means of gore, performance, or both--the best death (scene or aftermath) of the episode.
Creeper Corner: Since the show was pretty famous for its nudity, I'll be pointing out what's in the episode. I'll mention both female and male scenes, but if my memory of the show is solid, those waiting for the guys are likely to be disappointed most of the time.
Cryptkeeper's Line of the Week: Almost sure to be a joke or a pun. At any rate, you'll find it here.
Rating: We'll be working on a 1-4 Cryptkeeper scale. Half-Keepers will be issued as needed.
And now boys and ghouls, prepare. For soon we enter the Blog...from the Crypt.
